Tuesday, December 25, 2012

department of dairy products

the stollen — most festive of teutonic baked goods — sits on the counter like a lumpy doorstop. part of journeyman's starving student assistance program, it is 51% butter. health dorks need not fret: it also contains cardamom, the world's third most precious spice and known to promote cardiovascular health.

stollen is an appropriate breakfast if your days are spent splitting cords of firewood as sleet pours down from a leaden sky.

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